Archive for September, 2009

Pittsburgh Steelers: Motherfuckers.

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Pittsburgh Steelers, what the hell is going on? 1-2, lost to the fucking Bungles today. Something is wrong with the Steelers and they better hurry up and fix it before things get out of hand. Also, Motherfucker has it’s own wikipedia entry.

Anyways, I’m watching the Pirates-Dodgers game from this afternoon and the Dodger announcers were talking about what Pirates manager John Russell has to do as a manager of a losing team. One of the things they said was “Play the game the right way.” I’ve heard a lot of people over the years say stuff about playing the game the right way. I’d like these people to give us examples of teams that play the game the wrong way. Maybe they run the wrong way around the bases. “Damn, look at that guy running to 3rd instead of 1st. Too bad they don’t have a manager that’ll teach them to play the right way.”

Week 3 and Pirates win again.

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

The Lions won, they’re now 1-2. It’s not just the Lions players who earned this, it’s the fans who sat through 19 straight losses and an entire season without a victory.

Um, what else. Oh the Pirates won a game today too. They had a crazy fucking 9th inning where Matt Capps gave up 3 runs in a tie ball game and then the Buccos came right back and scored four of their own in the bottom of the 9th to get the victory. And by the fucked up rules of baseball, Matt Capps gives up 3 runs in to the top of the 9th and gets the win. That’s just really wrong. Daniel McCutchen really earned the win today. But that’s why you can’t really look at wins and say that’s the stat that determines whether a pitcher goes to the Hall of Fame or not. And it looks like right now the Steelers are on pace to get another win this week against the Bungles, so all is right for a few hours in Pittsburgh sports.

As for Iowa Hawkeye football…..4-0, #13 overall. So they beat a #5 team yesterday, are undefeated and they only get to #13. Yeah, that makes sense….

Exaggeration.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

Dejan:

Here were the Pirates, mired in their worst slump since shortly after the Civil War, facing the Los Angeles Dodgers…

…as well as that 3-23 stretch that was the franchise’s worst in such a span since 1890.

Um. So according to Dejan, 1890 was shortly after the War of Northern Aggression? Um, the war ended in 1865. That’s a 25 year span between the Civil War and the 1890 team. Hell the Pirates didn’t even exist until 1882 (that’s 17 years after the war) and back then they were the Pittsburgh Alleghenys. They would remain the “Alleghenys” until 1891 when they pirated Lou Bierbauer from the Philadelphia Athletics. Suddenly they were Pirates. It would be like saying that the Pirates quickly won another championship after their 1925 Championship by winning one in 1960.

Invasion 09.

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

So apparently in the last week, the Obama administration has invaded the country of Somalia. It’s amazing to me how many cars had those Obama bumper stickers with the peace sign in the O and now Obama is basically turning his back on that idea. Of course the morons who were protesting the wars during the Bush years don’t give a shit anymore. Those so called anti-war protests were just anti-Bush rallies. In the same way the anti-tax protests are just anti-Obama rallies. If you look at both groups, they were both so fake and so transparent. Hell, they even talked about sending the military to Darfur, as though that wasn’t unconstitutional.

So the people who were supposedly anti-war during the Bush years aren’t saying anything about this unconstitutional invasion of another nation. The fact is that the media has basically done their best work to keep this quiet and not say anything about it. Let the Obama admin attack whatever country it wants, he’s the president we want, he can do whatever he wants. Even worse, he’s increasing the number of troops in Afghanistan and there are still troops in Iraq. He hasn’t been the peace president people said he would be. But those people don’t care, they just wanted a Democrat instead of a Republican.

And now Bill Clinton is doing some saber rattling over Iran. And just as I finished this up, CNN has a breaking story saying that Gitmo wouldn’t be closed by January 2010 which was the Obama deadline.

That’s just a suburban legend.

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

So, at BucsDugout today, somebody linked to a story about the economics of baseball. Mostly one guy ragging on the Major Leagues for essentially creating a false boom, ala the housing boom. I can’t say I disagree with the notion there. I mean, when the Yankees are charging hundreds of thousands of dollars for season tickets, there’s something wrong. It’s a freaking baseball game, in which there’s 81 every year and ya know, it’s not the fucking Super Bowl.

Anyways, the final paragraph had this sentence:

The only reason the Yankees could acquire Babe Ruth from the Red Sox in 1919 is because the Boston owner needed cash to invest in the Broadway show, “No, No, Nanette.”

Um…NO! He must not have had the internet when he wrote this article because there’s plenty of websites that have debunked the notion of Red Sox owner Harry Frazee using the money acquired in the Ruth sale to finanace “No, No, Nanette”. It didn’t happen. “No, No, Nanette” was first put on Broadway in 1925. Five years after the Ruth sale and two years after Frazee sold the team. In fact, in 1919, “No, No, Nanette” hadn’t even been written yet. The sale mostly happened because Ruth didn’t show up for the final game of the 1919 season and he had basically quit on the team once before. And he was asking for his salary to be doubled. Frazee and the Red Sox management didn’t want to waste their time on a guy who quit on the team and then demanded twice as much money as the year before.

I guess I just hate stupid rumors and urban legends being spread around. It’s understandable in 1985 when nobody had the internet to look this stuff up. But it’s 2009! The internet is everywhere. Even if you don’t have it in your home, there’s a good chance you know somebody (a friend, family member, neighbor, boss) that has internet access at their house. Or you can go to a public library and look stuff up to make sure it’s real before you tell other people about it. It’s like the whole death panel thing, nobody bothers to look it up. They just go out and start yelling about it! There’s plenty of stuff to not like about government health care, you don’t have to make shit up about it.

I remember hearing a Free Talk Live episode where some woman called up and said there’s some bill coming up in Congress that would end gun ownership. The guys looked it up online and found out that the bill was basically done for and wasn’t going to be voted on. They asked if she had the internet and she said no. They tried to convince her that the internet was useful to look up information and she thought that there was too much misinformation and that she won’t be able to tell the difference between information and misinformation.

The media isn’t really trying to scare you. Seriously.

Monday, September 21st, 2009

According to this news story, the number of cases of Alzheimer’s will be up to 35.6 million world wide. That sounds like a lot of them, right? But if you consider there’s right now 6.7 billion people in the world, it’s not all that many. 35.6 million people is about .5% of the world’s people. For example, if you know 200 people, on average, 1 or 2 could get Alzheimer’s.

It’s like the swine flu thing. I can imagine it’d be easier to get sick from the swine flu vaccine than to get sick from the swine flu itself….

More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed out before.

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

I just saw Inglourious Basterds. That’s probably the best line in a movie ever. It’s the rare movie where Brad Pitt got all the best lines and the sexy french blonde chick was actually kinda boring. It was fun. I would have done it differently, but maybe that’s why Tarantino is making movies and I’m milking cows.

Keep Fucking that Chicken.

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Yeah, I guess that’s local Fox News in New York City.

Week 1 and the Pirates win!

Monday, September 14th, 2009

The Lions march on with another loss and they are now at 18 games in a row and are 1-24 since that mirage of a 6-2 start in 2007. Magic numbers, 8 more to tie the record and 9 more to get the record.

The Steelers won on Thursday. That’s very redundant. :-)

The Packers prove that the Bears really got nothing in Jay Cutler. Talk about pissing draft picks away on that guy. There’s still a lot of season left, but I have a feeling that the Bears fans won’t be raising any beers to Jay Cutler in the years to come.

The Vikings won, but the real story there wasn’t Brett Favre, it was Adrian Peterson. The Vikings are clearly the early favorite to win the NFC North, but I doubt Brett Favre will be as big of a help as the Vikings would like to think he will be. The Vikings already had a good team when Favre showed up. And the Browns lost. Brownies being Brownies.

And the big story from yesterday, the Bungles were up 7-6 against the Broncos with about 25 seconds left. The Broncos had the ball with 87 yards to get a TD, not much of a chance for the Broncos at that point. Kyle Orton, the QB the Broncos got from the Bears threw a pass that essentially hit a group of Bengals and a Bronco, bounced up in the air and looked like it’d fall incomplete when the Broncos Brandon Stockley caught it and ran untouched for the TD and the win. Bungles being Bungles. Damn shame the Ravens won.

Mr. September, Tony Romo, helped the Cowboys win. The 49er’s dropped the Super Bowl Cardinals. The Rams will go in to week 2 looking for their first points of the season. And the Astros announcers didn’t say who scored first yesterday, the Astros or Texans, as the Texans took until the 4th quarter to get their first TD.

As for the Pirates, who were 1-14 and had lost 13 straight road games, they pulled off a nice win yesterday. McCutchen got the first run in the first inning and later on Doumit came up big time with a solo shot that put the Pirates up 2-0. Maholm had a very nice game as well. John Russell continues to go “by the book” with Matt Capps and put him in save situations. I’m not sure who else he could go with, but Capps hasn’t been that strong this year with the closing job. Sure, he’s 24 for 28, but he’s lost some big games this year. So, Capps gave up a solo shot to Lance Berkman (big surprise). A few minutes later, he had one on, one out when Hunter Pence hit a ball right at Capps who started the double play. Lucky they got that as Hunter Pence was probably safe at 1st. Umpires being umpires. Oh well, on to Mannywood and the Dodgers. If the Pirates keep it up, they’ll give the Dodgers some breathing room against the Rockies.

The Cardinals dropped a series against the Braves. Not good, their magic number is 11 at this point, which is the lowest in baseball still. Hopefully, they’ll be able to take some games from the Marlins and the Cubs won’t get anywhere with the Brewers this week.

Oldest person in the world dies….again!

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

Geez, you’d think they’d be able to keep these really, really, really old people alive for a little while longer. I mean, it seems like every year we hear about the world’s oldest person dying. I guess when you become the world’s oldest person you don’t get to keep that title for very long…