Archive for June, 2009

We’re both losers!

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Here’s a good one. The Pirates traded Eric Hinske for two minor leaguers. It’s like two kids. One has a $10 bill and the other has two $5 bills. They trade. Neither is a winner, but neither is a loser either. Unfortunately, the Pirates had to hand over 40,000 $10 bills to go with Hinske. In which case, it’s like the kid who go the $10 bill also got an additional 30 cents to go with his $10 bill.

In other Pirates news, they apparently are going to trade Mr. Excitement Nyjer Morgan to the Nationals to get Lastings Milledge, who has the ability to hit the ball, but he’s not a big help defensively and he’s a bit of a head case from what I’ve read about him. Around the time of the 2003 draft, his status in the draft dropped considerably because of his being kicked out of his school for sexual misconduct. So it’s a project that could pay off or be a complete bust. On the other hand, they’d only give up Nyjer Morgan…

UPDATE 5:00 PM: Morgan and Burnett for Milledge and Hanrahan. Quote Nyjer Morgan on his days with the Pirates:

I definitely loved going to war with these boys here.

Um, war? No, it’s baseball. Football is war. Go listen to the George Carlin bit on baseball vs. football. Baseball’s a game. No war involved there, unless you’re gonna have some bench clearing incidents…

Airline interruptus?

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

This morning, I went to pick up the local newspaper for the parents and there was a big huge headline on it that said:

Delta will pull out of Dubuque

I have to say it sounds like Delta was having sex with Dubuque and that before Delta was able to finish, he decided he’s had enough and it going to “pull out” early. Back when Delta was Northwest, they decided to add a flight from Dubuque to Minneapolis. I suppose that’s useful if you wanna go to Minneapolis. But I thought it was kind of dumb, there’s already a flight with American Airlines going from Dubuque to Chicago and O’Hare airport has flights to basically everywhere. It’s just easier and cheaper to take the American flight to Chicago and then on to the next destination.

Penn Interview.

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

I love this interview with Penn Jillette. I honestly think he’s probably the coolest person in show business. Sometimes he can be kind of a dick, but he’s probably the closest to a regular person who happens to be famous. I epsecially loved his last few comments:

I get so disgusted when people said it was hard work. I just didn’t notice that part. There are people that actually have jobs in this country. Those people work hard. There’s no one in show business that works hard compared to a regular person including James Brown.

Agreed, also get tired of ballplayers saying they worked hard during the off season. Essentially they lifted weights, ran, watched film, worked on their swings/pitches, talked to the coaches and if they’re Adam LaRoche spent most of it in a deer stand. Also, when he was asked why he and Teller had been together for so long, Penn said:

I believe that most teams that get together and then fall apart spectacularly – and the two I think about are Lennon/McCartney and Martin/Lewis they fell in love. They were essentially having a love affair and then doing shows as a part of that and as soon as they don’t get along, it’s heartbreaking. Teller and I started Penn & Teller not based on affection but based on respect and there’s a huge difference. We didn’t’ really want to sit around, going out to dinner and chatting. We wanted to work on a show and because of that when we don’t get along and there are tensions; it’s no big deal. What the fuck do you care if you go into work and the guy next to you is in a pissy mood? It doesn’t mean much to you whereas somebody that you’re really affectionate towards is a big deal. It fucks up your day. So Teller and I have, over 35 years, become very good friends and we’re certainly best friends. When our parents died, we went to each other and so on. But, the day-to-day stuff, we’re trying to put a show together. We’re not trying to hang out.

Interesting ideas. I can see why it might be a bad idea to work in a business with your wife or girlfriend. I mean, if you argue about something at work, the couple could take it home and you can’t separate your love life and your work life. I’ve argued with girlfriends before and I could get away from it by going to work and not thinking about it. Likewise, if I’m pissed off about work, I can talk to them about something other than fucking work. Work and Love are similar in some ways. Some people go from job to job with no real well defined career. Other people work one job their entire working life. Likewise some people get married to the first girlfriend they’ve ever had and are never with anyone else. Other people have several partners a year.

I guess the lesson is don’t work with people you love and don’t love the people you work with.

Deadly week.

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. Sounds like an episode of The Tonight Show from 1983…

Maybe now Ringo and Paul McCartney can get the rights to the Beatles music back now that Jackson’s dead. There’s a game on tonight, but I’ll probably not be watching much of it. I mean, not only does this happen, but Penn and Teller have a new episode of Bullshit with the new season starting tonight.

UPDATE 8:52 PM: Also Sky Saxon of The Seeds has died as well. There’s still a couple hours left today, gotta wonder if anyone else is bowing out today.

No room for your stuff!

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

I spent several hours cleaning the garage this afternoon. It was a hot and sweaty job, but the garage looks a little better. The garage has sort of become an extension of the house. As soon as you fill up the house with your stuff, you have to put some of your stuff in the garage and then some more stuff in the garden shed. Overall, there’s way too much stuff around here.

In other news, Ian Snell asked to be sent to AAA Indianapolis. He’s gone from being one of the best young pitchers in baseball to a walking caricature. He’s essentially trying to get traded away from Pittsburgh, but at this point, the Pirates will be lucky to get anything for him.

The weather was weird today, there was this big storm north of us and it broke up and went around us and then when it was south of us, the storm got back together. It was very odd that the storm seemed to avoid hitting us at all.

Chapter 28.

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

The major problem-one of the major problems, for there are several-one of the many major problems with General Managing the Pittsburgh Pirates is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get the Pirates fan to let them do it to them.

To summarize: it is a well known fact that those people who must want to General Manage the Pittsburgh Pirates are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made General Manager should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

And so this is the situation we find: a succession of Pittsburgh Pirates General Managers who so much enjoyed the fun and palaver of being in power that they very rarely notice that they’re not.

And somewhere in the shadows behind them-who?

Who can possibly General Manage if no one who wants to do it can be allowed to?

This entry brought to you by the excessive Iowa heat and me trying to avoid having to go outside right now…

Cash for Gold, government style!

Monday, June 22nd, 2009


US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com

There must at least one guy who reads either LewRockwell.com or Mises.org regularly at the Onion…sentimental reasons and it’s pretty! Awesome stuff.

Promotion for being average?

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

The Pirates just promoted Pedro Alvarez to Altoona. In a way, I can see why they’d make that decision. He has been better in May and June than he was in April. He’s hit 5 homeruns already this month and his OPS is .886 for June. On the other hand, his strikeout rate is very worrying. He’s striking out every 3.4 times at bat and that hasn’t really changed at all in Lynchburg. And he doesn’t walk a lot either. Suggesting to me that he doesn’t have good command of the strike zone. Or the story is that he’s chasing a lot of pitches because those minor league guys are afraid to pitch him and he doesn’t have much patience yet. Of bigger concern is his numbers against left handed pitching. I’m not sure if his numbers against them were good enough to merit his promotion. But then again, I’m not an expert. Just a dude with a laptop and internet access.

When Barry Bonds started out, he struck out more than he walked and that didn’t change until his fourth season in 1989. And looking at Barry’s numbers in the Carolina League in 1985, he had a pretty similar start to his minor league career (good power, low walks, high strikeout). Of course Barry was about a year younger than Pedro and he didn’t strikeout as many times, but Barry went straight from College to pro ball as opposed to Pedro who spent half of his last college year injured and then had basically a year off, filled with contract bullshit and a knee injury. Similiarities, yeah, but I’d much rather have a 21 year old Barry Bonds in my system than a 22 year old Pedro Alvarez. And that’s just based on Carolina League numbers. Of course the reason Barry fell to the Pirates at #6 in the draft was that there were concerns about his attitude and ability to get along with teammates…even then. Considering what everyone’s said about Alvarez so far, I can’t imagine that’s really a problem with him. Of course there’s a big difference between growing up as the son of a major leaguer with similar attitude problems and growing up the son of immigrants in New York City.

Overall, I’m happy that he’s getting promoted, but I just wonder if he wouldn’t haven’t benefitted from more time in Lynchburg. Oh well. Also considering that Altoona will now have Alvarez, Tabata, Gorkys and Moskos. They should start seeing more W’s. Especially if Moskos continues to show signs of improvement, not that the rest of the Altoona bullpen is doing them any favors.

Also Brad Lincoln was promoted to AAA Indianapolis. All I can say about that is that it’s about fucking time. This guy was just absolutely dominating at AA, especially since about the start of May. No reason to keep him down there. 2.28 ERA, 1.08 WHIP, 7.8 K/9, and only 2.2 BB/9. The only thing that would cause concern for the Bob Smiziks of the world is his 1-5 record. I can see his blog entry now: “PIrates promote AA pitcher with 1-5 record!” Insert idiotic rant about how Pirates management is stupid for promoting a guy who can’t win ballgames while ignoring real stats like WHIP, K/9 and BB/9.

But I think that whole stint in Altoona is proof that wins is the most bullshit stat in baseball (after RBI). I mean if your bullpen keeps losing games for ya (leaving a game ahead 3-0 and then your bullpen losses the game 7-3) and your team isn’t hitting well enough to keep you from losing 1-0 and 2-1 ballgames, is that really your fault? No.

Overall, I think that if Indianapolis goes well for Lincoln, he could be up in Pittsburgh in September, although I’m not gonna bet on it. Huntington’s already called up McCutchen this year and if Linconln’s called up you got two of your first round picks starting their free agency clocks at the same time.

McCutchen is freaking amazing. He’s starting to get better at defense, which is nice because the first few games I was a little concerned. But offensively, the guy is a freaking monster. He’s been playing with the big league club for 17 days and he’s had 5 triples already, which is good enough to lead the National League. He’s on pace to have 45 of them in one season, which would break the old record of 36 set in 1912. I don’t think he’ll do that, but he’s the early favorite to have the most triples this year. Also some ROY talk for him as well.

Otherwise, the series in Colorado this weekend, sucked. Big time. Talk about soul crushing defeat.

Worst of them all.

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Baseball: Pittsburgh Pirates. They haven’t had a winning season since 1993. They have been horribly mismanaged by General Managers Ted Simmons, Cam Bonifay and Dave Littlefield. Even more outrageous is that 17 years after the losing started they’ve only hired three different general managers in that time. Ownership really didn’t care that neither Bonifay or Littlefield was doing a bad job, in fact Littlefield was given an extension in 2006 to the end of the 2008 season, but was fired late in the 07 season. A few weeks later, Neal Huntington was given the task of fixing Pittsburgh’s baseball team, although few in Pittsburgh really believe he’ll be successful. Ownership doesn’t seem all that willing still to spend the money needed to put a winner on the field. In 2009, less than a week after trading away Nate McLouth, they went cheap on the first round of the draft. However, it could be pointed out that taking a college position player is less risky than a high school or college pitcher. And it could be pointed that later picks in the draft, if they’re signed could be better than one big name at the top. Eventually he’ll have to stop trading away everything and put a winner on the field and there’s no telling when that might happen at this point.

Basketball: Los Angeles Clippers. Here’s some scary numbers for the Clippers. They moved to California in 1978 after a mediocre start in Buffalo. They immediately had their first winning season in California, although they missed the 79 playoffs. They moved to Los Angeles in 1984 so that they could run over the Lakers, I guess. They had their second winning season during the 91-92 season. They then had their third winning season during the 05-06 season. In over 30 years in California, they’ve had three winning seasons and one .500 season. Lamar Odom, Elton Brand, Danny Manning and Baron Davis have all come through the Clippers over the years and nothing has seemed to stick. There’s a good reason why Conan makes fun of them just about every night on the Tonight Show.

Football: Detroit Lions. Since November 4, 2007 the Detroit Lions have won exactly 1 game, meaning they’re on a 1-23 streak. It was the ultimate kick in the face for the fans after starting 2007 with a 6-2 record. But it’s more than just the last couple years. The Detroit Lions have been one of the most mismanaged teams ever. After winning the NFL Championship in 1957, it took another 13 years to return to the NFL playoffs, which they lost in a squeaker to the Cowboys 5-0. 5-0…sounds more like a Tigers-Rangers game than Cowboys-Lions game. They’ve have won exactly 1 playoff game since 57, that being in 1991, they lost the next week to the eventual Super Bowl Champion Redskins. However, there are a few good signs coming from the Lions organization. They fired General Manager Matt Millen several games in to the 0-16 season and Matt Stafford looks like an interesting first overall pick. However, they have a long way to go before they’re the 08 Arizona Cardinals…

Oh yeah, great idea!

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Is this one of those “Only in New York” stories or could this really happen anywhere? Oh well, it’s funny anyways. And it shows how lazy our government is, giving checks to people who are supposed to be dead. What? Find out if this person is actually alive? Nah!

I can imagine what it’s like at the bank “Oh great here comes that weird woman with the soul patch on her face. That’s pretty cool for a woman to grow!”