Archive for April, 2009

Moving on up.

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

The New York Times has some story about the percentage of people in this country moving going down. I think it’s a lot of hot air. A lot of times, people move because they find a bigger and better apartment, or they move to new houses or whatever. People moving across the country to find jobs are extremely small. Also it makes no mention that some people switch jobs and don’t move because they just telecommute. I mean, I know a guy who had a job in California and then quit and started a job in Florida. He never had to leave his house in Iowa for either job, he can do his entire job from home over the internet. So it seems to me that article didn’t mention a good reason for the number of moves going down.

Also, moving is expensive and some times frivolous. If you’re moving across the country, it requires renting a truck or trailer and putting all your stuff in there, and driving a lot and paying for gas along the way. Then if you’re renting you have to pay a security deposit and 1st months rent. Some people have to stay at a hotel before an apartment is available. Also you might have to sell an old house and buy a new one.

However, a lot of times, especially in the boom economy, people moved to bigger and bigger houses, bigger and nicer apartments, usually houses and apartments they didn’t really need. The easy mortgage credit during the boom period encouraged moving. I think the down swing in moving is just the result of people just wanting to stay put and not spend money they don’t need to, essentially people do their own sort of cost-benefit analysis, they find out it’ll cost more to move than the benefit from the job opportunities. If there are really good job opportunities needing employees in another part of the country, the word will get out and people will move there. I think the downswing in moving isn’t a bad thing. People will just find other things to spend money on.

Update Friday May 1, 2009 10:04 AM: Also I forgot to mention this here, but this whole thing is the broken window fallacy. The broken window theory is that if a kid goes around and breaks all the windows in town, then it’ll be good for the economy because people will have to buy new windows. The window guy will get a bunch of money and use it to buy stuff he needs. So the way this works here is that if people are moving, sometimes needlessly, the moving industry will make money and become wealthy, but if people aren’t moving or replacing broken windows it doesn’t mean they aren’t spending it on other stuff. So yeah, just thought I’d mention that.

Why Pontiac is going under:

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

They didn’t make enough of these commercials:


Actually, now that I think about it, I didn’t learn anything about the car other than it’s built with excitement installed, apparently. Nothing about the gas mileage, is it manual or automatic? Does it have cruise control? What about power windows and locks? iPod adaptor? I mean, so much about the car isn’t conveyed in this commercial. But at least it’s exciting, I think they might have gotten that point through.

Stuff happens.

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

So the Pirates got swept by the Brewers this afternoon. They lost 1-0. That whole series was like a rerun from last year. It’d be nice if they didn’t have to play for quite a while, but unfortunately the Brewers will be in Pittsburgh Monday night for a short two game series. Best for now just to forget about it and move on now.

With no games on that I care about tonight, I got caught up on The Office and Parks and Recreation.  The Office was pretty cool. Parks and Recreation is just plain awesome so far. I specifically love this line from Ron Swanson, the boss on the show:

I like Tom, he doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative, he’s not a team player, he’s never one to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.

Everything that guy says is awesome. He’s kinda like Creed, they just keep him in the background and just bring him in when they need to give someone all the best lines. I also loved how he looks at the camera and names his ex-wife and calls her a bitch. Freaking awesome. It’s probably something I would do. I think maybe I should get a government job like that guy. Also the broken leg boyfriend is awesome too.

Ryan Braun is a wimp.

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Wow, after getting hit by a pitch that barely touched him and I doubt even hurt him, he’s now threatening violence against the Pirates in tonight’s game and the rest of the season. Geez, you’d think he’d just walk off the HBP and move on with his life. But I think he’s being all pissy because Karstens picked him off at first and then struck out Princess Fielder.

Geez, it wasn’t bad enough that the fucking grand slam he hit late last year that showed up on an iPhone commercial was against the Pirates, but now he’s acting like such a little bitch over a HBP. I think it’d be funny as hell if Maholm goes out there and owns the Brewers tonight. It’ll show that the Brewers are losing it a lot more than the Pirates.

Update 8:45 PM: More stuff from Ryan Braun. Mostly him thinking that Pirates manager John Russell ordered him to throw the HBP. That’s bullshit, I think it’s all Karstens or maybe Kerrigan ordered it. It worked because it threw them off guard, Princess went up and struck out swinging like he was trying to hit it in to Canada. Then after Cameron’s homerun he was able to shut the Brewers down until the bullpen blew it in the 8th…

Ron Paul tackles swine flu.

Monday, April 27th, 2009

As one of the few doctors in congress, he knows a lot more about the swine flu than the swines in congress would know about it.

Milwaukee’s no fun anymore.

Monday, April 27th, 2009

The Pirates-Brewers game is starting out like any Pirates-Brewers game in Milwaukee these days. Pirates take an early lead and the Brewers hit a home run. It’s really a good chance for the Brewers to up their numbers tonight with Jeff Karstens on the mound for the Bucs tonight. With some luck, though, Karstens can get the defense to do their job and avoid the long ball.

Oh well, I can’t imagine this will be a very fun game. Karstens vs. Brewers usually means plenty of pain.

Update 8:01 PM: Yep, lots and lots of pain. They’ve hit more homeruns off Karstens than he’s struck out. Would it be too much trouble to move Bucs back to the NL East where they belong and move the Braves to the NL Central? Doesn’t that make a lot more sense, at least geographically?

Update 10:00 PM: Whoa, the Brewers didn’t do as much batting practice as I thought they would and it ended up being 5-3 Brewers when Karstens left the game, I mean he was bad the first three innings but finally got under control and pitched the fourth and fifth well. Then in the 8th inning, they tied it up at 5-5. Once again, the bullpen has done it’s job after Karstens nearly let the Brewers put it out of reach. Just gotta survive the 8th, put a few runs up in the 9th and put them down in the 9th and get away with an improbable win…

Update 10:20 PM: Hmm. Yeah. Fuck all that I just wrote 20 minutes ago. Fuck, I hate the Brewers. I can’t wait until they lose Braun, Fielder and all their other good players to free agency. That’ll be nice. Then we have Alvarez, Tabata, McCutchen and Grossman hitting them like this.

Update 10:50 PM: Fucking Brewers. 16 in a row at Miller Park. I’m not going back there again until they win another one there. With Paul Maholm on the mound tomorrow, there’s a good chance it could end tomorrow. Of course, Maholm will probably have his one bad game this month tomorrow. I wrote in to the FSN Pittsburgh post game show if the Pirates should try to move back to the NL East…

Miller Park. Let’s just call it what it is, Pirate Killer Stadium.

Pirates win…again?

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

11-7, 2nd in the NL Central. How does this kind of stuff happen? Sure, it’s early and they’ll have to keep playing like this until the All-Star Break, at least, until we know it’s for real or not. Of course it’s nice to look back and compare to last year. The Bucs were 7-11 at this point last year. Of course they had just lost 5 in a row against two playoff teams, the Dodgers and Cubs. Of course, the Dodgers were also 7-11 at this point, without Manny, they weren’t much last year. Of course, the two World Series teams were 8-11 and 9-10, so yeah, the standings at this point don’t mean a whole lot. Of course last year, Duke, Snell, Gorzelanny and Morris had a hard time not giving up fewer than 7 runs an outing.

But it’s still fun to see them win, enjoy it now while it’s still happening.

NFL Draft Day.

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Oh yeah. Once again, it’s time to watch those other NFL try to figure out which guys to take so that they could someday beat the Steelers and win the Super Bowl. Overall, I have to say this is kinda boring. I mean when your team picks last in the first round, it’s hard to care what the other teams are doing. But the sad thing is that this completely overboard. I mean, they are overplaying the whole thing. It’s just really loud and stuff. I guess I could have turned the volume on the TV down, but then I couldn’t hear the guys talking. I’m sure there are going to be some big busts in here. Compare this loud mess to the MLB Draft which is very subdued. Like “Hey, we’re gonna have a draft and you might here about it.” The NFL is like “YEAH! WE’RE THE CRAZY FUCKING DRAFTING GUYS! WE’RE GONNA DRAFT TO THE EXTREME!”

In other news, the Cubs and Cards are playing on Fox Saturday Baseball. Um, they just played last Saturday on Fox Saturday Baseball. Meanwhile, the Sunday Night Baseball game on ESPN is between the Yanks and Red Sox. So basically they’re showcasing the two biggest, longest lasting rivalries while the Pirates, Marlins, Royals, Twins and other small market teams are generally ignored in these nationally televised games. Would it really be that much trouble to have some of these teams nationally televised more than once a decade?

UPDATE 4:30 PM: Wow, the Jets traded up to get Mark Sanchez. And they gave up just about nothing for it. So it would appear that long term, losing Brett Favre won’t hurt them too much if Sanchez is as good as they say he is. And the team they traded with? The Cleveland Browns. Oh yeah, the Brownies do it again, they gave up two later picks, no guarantees there and they got three players, only one is a starter. So yeah, way to go Jets. Nice try, Browns…

Long time coming…

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Today, the Pirates are 9-6 heading in to the weekend series in San Diego. They are 3 games over .500. The last time the Pirates had a winning record on April 23 or later was May 29, 2004 when the Pirates sneaked above .500 with an absolutely dominating series against the Cubs. Rob Mackowiak hit three home runs that weekend, including 2 in a double header that kept the Pirates alive late in the games. The sad thing was that despite being 23-22 at that point, they were still in 6th place. If only they kept that up. After that weekend though it was all downhill. They went 4-21 in the next 25 games and then 21-7 in the next 28 games after that. Sporting a 48-50 record, it didn’t look totally insane that the Pirates couldn’t pull off a winning record that year, but they went 24-39 the rest of the way out and the season turned out to be nothing. With any luck, that won’t be anything like this year. 2005 saw them get to 30-30 after the first 60 games, but then going 37-65 after that…

So yeah, it’s been a fun season so far. Just got to avoid those times when they’ll lose 21 of 25….

Things are always worse some place else…

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Oh, wow. How the hell does that even happen and even worse, get on the field for everyone to see? I keep thinking it sucks for the Pirates, but it’s worse down in Washington D.C. All we heard was that the Expos couldn’t compete and that they were gonna have to be shut down or moved. Well, they moved and they are even worse off now than they were in Montreal. Of course most of that is the fault of the former Expos GM Omar Minaya. It’s amazing, the guy destroys the Expos even worse than Dave Littlefield did the Pirates and he used it to get another job with the Mets where he makes his vultures nest. I can’t imagine how bad the Mets will be the great day the Mets fire him…

The Pirates have four shut outs this year, including tonight’s 8-0 win. It took until August 1 of last year to get their fourth shut out and they only had 7 total. It’s amazing what a new pitching coach and a few decent pitchers like Ross Ohlendorf can do for a franchise. The bad news is that Doumit has some sort of wrist injury. They don’t seem to know what the hell is going on there. The doctor had him get an MRI and now they’re getting him a CT Scan, sounds like the same problem with X-Man…

Also, I’m getting a bunch of these stupid calls about my car’s warranty expiring. Usually if the number isn’t in my cell phone it’s enough to know that it’s one of those calls. I don’t know why they’re calling me, my car’s warranty won’t expire for a long time. What a bunch of bullshit. I understood it when I got a few calls about the Daewoo when the warranty actually expired. But the warranty doesn’t expire for several years. I just don’t get it.