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War, What is it Good For?

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

So yeah, it would seem that the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette are at total war with each other. The Post-Gazette started it with unsigned editorials insulting the Pirates for personnel moves and telling owner Bob Nutting to sell the team. The Pirates kept it going by resigning both Neal Huntington and John Russell this past October through the end of 2011 and not telling the P-G or anyone else until this past week. Really though, contracts in baseball are about as useful as contracts written by 5th graders. The team could fire anyone at any time for no good reason. The only difference between them and regular employees is that regular employees usually don’t have contracts saying that the company will pay them until the contract ends.

So after both Bob Smizik and Ron Cook threw a hissy fit about that, some mom called up and told a sad story about her son getting fired from the Pirates. He was working as a mascot. He was fired because he wrote disparaging remarks about the organization on his Facebook page. Of course that’s pretty silly and seems kinda thin-skinned of the Pirates to do that, I mean it’s not like he was selling to cocaine to the players. So not only does the Post-Gazette write a story about this, but someone in Pittsburgh told me that they have it on the very front page of the paper on the top half of the paper.

I know a guy who got fired from a job for comments on his blog. Ya know what? Not only did the local newspaper not put that story on the front page, but they didn’t even write a story about it. I guess they have better things to do than insult a local company for firing an employee over his blog. But it would seem the Post-Gazzette just has a huge ax to grind.

But it’s really frustrating to me because after years of them kissing Dave Littlefield’s dumb ass and not really questioning anything he did until Draft Day 2007, mostly because they were still part owners of the Pirates, they are now acting like the current management team which is trying to fix the organization after years of neglect are a bunch of criminals. It’s really a shame that Dejan keeps working there, he could probably do so much better. I honestly don’t care if you’re skeptical of the Pirates, but they are doing things the way Bobby Cox did in Atlanta in the late 80′s to fix the Braves or the way the Pirates of the 50′s did to fix the team back then. So to be clear here, skepticism: good. Bullshit: Bad.

(Seinfeld joke title FTW!)

Chuck. Norris.

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Old Skool.

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Everything that’s old school in this video: 1. Willie Stargell. 2. Bobby Bonilla. 3. Three Rivers Stadium. 4. Lanny Frattare. 5. The first place Pirates. Everything still around in baseball: 1. The Pirates. 2. Vin Scully. But really, how can you get nostalgic for something that happened 11 years ago? Would there be any real sense of nostalgia for the current Yankees fans over their 1999 World Series win?

But still, so naive at that time. The Pirates were good and they had yet to experience three straight NLCS losses and 17 straight losing seasons.

Who the fuck is Garrett Jones?

Friday, September 4th, 2009

A legend. Apparently.

Sitting.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Wow. Meet the Foeckers still sucks. I’m taking up a loveseat and three little girls are taking up the couch. Pirates kicked ass tonight and I didn’t record it.

Not Good Enough All-Stars.

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Just an idea I had today. Here’s a whole team of players the Pirates have passed up in the draft. They just weren’t good enough since the Pirates had to pass them up and draft other guys like Mark Merchant and Austin Manahan and Chad Hermansen.

1980: Danny Tartabull, 2B
1981: Tony Gwynn, OF
1982: David Wells, P
1983: Roger Clemens, P
1984: Greg Maddux, P
1985: -
1986: Gary Sheffield, OF
1987: Jack McDowell, P
1988: Tino Martinez, 1B
1989: Chuck Knoblauch, 2B
1990: Mike Mussina, P
1991: Mike Cameron, OF
1992: Johnny Damon, OF
1993: Scott Rolen, 3B
1994: Nomar Garciaparra, SS
1995: Matt Morris, P
1996: Jimmy Rollins, SS
1997: Lance Berkman, 1B
1998: CC Sabathia, P
1999: Barry Zito, P
2000: Xavier Nady, OF
2001: Danny Haren, P
2002: Prince Fielder, 1B
2003: Lastings Milledge, OF
2004: Jered Weaver, P
2005: Jay Bruce, OF
2006: Tim Lincecum, P
2007: Matt Wieters, C

Ok, maybe I’m being a little unfair about this. There are plenty of other teams that have passed these guys up, especially Mike Cameron. Even worse is when you look at the guys the Pirates picked up before these guys were drafted.

Fast Learners.

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

So every once in a while, I’ll check up on the blog of those two Indian guys who the Pirates signed to a minor league contract. I thought I’d check up on it today and see what they have to say. This entry was great:

i not watching girls. i only pitching, training, eat, watch baseball/Movies and sleep. American women very dangerous and very crazy.

That’s good. It took me about 26 years to figure out what took him only a few months of living in the United States to figure out.

Wild Suck.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Yah! Wild Blue is gone! Whooo! They sucked. Now we have decent internet! You Squared is pretty awesome.Now the UAW is going ape shit about how some senators were calling the big three out on their bullshit. Specifically this:

In Woodhaven [Detroit suburb]on Friday, someone punctured the tires of five foreign cars — a Honda, Hyundai, Mazda, Toyota and Volkswagen — and used a marker to scrawl “Buy USA” on the sides of the vehicles, in the lots of Lowe’s and Kohl’s stores near a Ford plant. A security camera captured a middle-aged white man defacing the vehicles, Woodhaven Police Chief Michael Martin said, who fears there could be more such incidents.

Now that would make me wanna buy another new Hyundai and slash the tires of an American car or truck. Of course the American cars are losing out on the free market place and that’s why they’re failing when people can buy cars from Toyota, Hyundai, Honda, Mazda, Nissan and other financially sound companies.I’m glad I don’t live in Detroit, or else I’d worry about my car.

Barr the failure.

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Libertarian Party founder wrote a pretty damning resolution on the failure of the Barr/Root campaign this past year. I remembered when they called me asking for money, I heard that line about how he’ll bring in millions of votes and all that. I didn’t give them any money. As is pretty predictible for a presidential election, Barr got about .4% of the popular vote.Even worse is the fact that the people who sent him $1.3 million got shafted. He apparently spent a huge chunk of money on refurbishing his Atlanta office and giving buddies of his plum jobs as campaign staffers, giving political consultants over $100,000 and spending $19,000 on limousines. Like other long shots, he spent the money more on himself and his office than he did getting the message out.

They were also failures in getting on the ballots in all 50 states, having only 45, the worst ballot access for the party since 1984. Overall, it was a pretty pathetic showing for the libertarian party. Then there’s the thing about Ron Paul. More spefically, he said that:

The Libertarian Party has never had a good candidate before.

Ron Paul ran in 1988 and in his opinion he wasn’t a good candidate. If that’s true, and it isn’t, he certainly was not an improvement over Michael Badnarik or Andre Marrou. I would say at this point he was the worst candidate to ever run for president on the libertarian ticket. Ron Paul figured out how to get the message out, running for president in one of the two major parties. The fact is that Ron Paul’s Rally for the Republic in Minnesota got a lot more press than the libertarian party’s lame convention.Ron Paul, maybe he was wrong on immigration, but everything else he just nailed. He got a lot of support from regular people mostly because he wasn’t wishy-washy. He didn’t water down the platform. He put out the message and never changed it. He didn’t change his positions just for the sake of maybe getting more votes. He went out there and was the messenger. Bob Barr was the money collector who had no solid message. It was just that he was running and he knew how to win and all that. Of course he lost, he couldn’t get on the ballot in all 50 states and he did nothing to advance the message of liberty. I just wonder if the Republicans hired him and others who have taken over the party to neuter the party and make it completely irrelevant. It doesn’t seem completely out of the realm of possibility.

Happy day!

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Bob Smizik, a columnist for the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is retiring! Smizik has made a career of writing mind boggling stupid things, such as plate patience is bad and the Pirates should sign average hitter Xavier Nady to a pricey long term contract.It sounds like he had an interesting career, though. He was there when Clemente got his 3000th hit and the immaculate reception and when Joe L. Brown and Danny Murtaugh retired from the Pirates and during the 79 team and their World Series win and all four of the Steeler’s Super Bowl wins in the 70′s and the Pens two Stanley Cup wins in the early 90′s and the Mario Lemiux era and the 90-92 Pirates teams and the Bill Cowher reinvigoration of the Steelers during the 90′s after the dreadful 80′s and the drug trials of 1985. I mean he was there for a lot and I wish he’s wasn’t such a jack ass.