1. Oakland Raiders. Black and Silver. Cool looking logo. Overall, it’s a great uniform that is easy on the eyes and the two colors go together perfectly. Too bad they’ve mostly sucked for the last decade. With Al Davis gone, maybe someday the Raiders will be back on top when it comes to playing football too.
2. Green Bay Packers. Green and Gold. Really, the first two are almost interchangeable. I give the Raiders an edge because their colors go together better than Green and Gold. The Packers uniforms have remained unchanged for a long time and should stay that way.
3. Pittsburgh Steelers. Black and Gold. There’s a good reason the Pirates and Peguins went with Black and Gold eventually too. It works. And yes, I’m biased as hell here.
4. Dallas Cowboys. White and Silver. It’s always kind of weird to see the Cowboys in their blue uniforms because it just doesn’t work at all, because the white is hella better.
5. Chicago Bears. Blue and Orange. Pretty much the top 5 are all a tie. The Bears uniforms have remained unchanged for a long time because they work.
6. Indianapolis Colts. Blue and White. Another uniform that looks pretty much the same now as it did when they played the Jets in the Super Bowl or the Giants in the 1957 NFL Championship game. But yeah, why mess with perfection?
7. Detroit Lions. Blue and Silver. Again, a simple uniform design that hasn’t changed much for a good reason. Basically, they’re not as iconic as the top 5, but maybe a few Super Bowl wins would change that?
8. Cleveland Browns. Orange and Brown. Another one like the Lions that hasn’t changed much even when the team came back after a three year middle finger absence from Cleveland. Maybe more championships would make it more iconic…
9. San Francisco 49er’s. Red and Gold. In 1991, they announced a new logo in a press conference. A huge fan backlash resulted in them announcing the next day that they changed their minds and keeping the SF logo. I never liked the white pants or how they made slight changes during the late 90′s and 00′s. Returning to the classic look was a good move on their part.
10. Miami Dolphins. It’s hard to make teal a good color in a uniform. Somehow the Dolphins pull it off.
11. New York Jets. In 1997, Bill Parcells was able to switch the uniforms back to the original Jets look, which was a great idea. The Jets uniforms of the 80′s and early 90′s sucked. They just looked like the Eagles, only slightly different.
12. Arizona Cardinals. They’re kind of like the St. Louis Cardinals, they’ve gone with red and that’s all their doing. So yeah, good job not putting in blue or yellow or something stupid.
13. Carolina Panthers. I heard that Al Davis tried to sue the team for using black and silver in their uniforms. Yeah, teams should be able to copyright colors. But really, considering that it’s a bland mid-90′s uniform it could have been worse.
14. New York Giants. I kind of miss the old Giants uniforms they wore when they won the first two Super Bowls. The uniforms they wear these days are pretty bland.
15. Kansas City Chiefs. They’ve stuck with this uniform since they moved to Kansas City in the 60′s. I guess it’s okay, but I never really thought it was all that great. Sort of looks like an Iowa State uniform…
16. Washington Redskins. Red and orange. Nobody wore it worse than Steve Spurrier. And really, the last time the uniform looked cool was when they were beating the Bills in the Super Bowl.
17. Buffalo Bills. Red, White and Blue. Wow, that’s an original color concept!
18. New England Patriots. Red White and Blue. Um, did I just say original? Well, at least it’s an upgrade over the bright blue they wore in the late 90′s or those horrible Red uniforms they wore in the 70′s and 80′s…
19. Houston Texans. More Red, White and Blue. Seriously people, there are other colors, this isn’t Major League fucking Baseball for cryin’ out loud! And their bull isn’t as cool as a fucking buffalo!
20. Jacksonville Jaguars. I guess it’s okay, but really what’s the point of getting too attached to this uniform when the team might be moved eventually anyways.
21. St. Louis Rams. They had a top 10 uniform until 2000 when they fucked with the perfectly good colors and made them all dull and 90′s-ish. For some dumb reason, they haven’t changed it back yet. I bet they will eventually.
22. Atlanta Falcons. Red and Black. Somehow, Atlanta can’t even get this good color combination right.
23. San Diego Chargers. I always thought their uniforms looked like something they dragged out of the USFL…
24. Philadelphia Eagles. Notice where I put the Steelers? Yeah, did you really expect me to a team from Phuckadelphia in the top 20? No, you shouldn’t have. But yeah, a wing with dark green. I didn’t know eagles were green…
25. New Orleans Saints. They’re the team that took the Steelers color concept, changed the color tone and did it wrong.
26. Denver Broncos. For some reason, they’ve never been able to make a good Broncos uniforms. My first thought at seeing the uniforms in the mid 90′s: Change it back. Really, they should. Not that it’d be a huge improvement.
27. Cincinnati Bengals. Sort of the opposite of the Browns. The same colors, just a stupider look…
28. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They’re this far down on the list because they can never be forgiven for the awful orange and yellow uniforms from their first 20-ish years in the NFL. Current uniforms are better, but it doesn’t make up for it.
29. Minnesota Vikings. Purple. Yeah, purple. How manly can we look wearing purple?
30. Tennesse Titans. Oh, light blue and dark blue. With a big T on the helmet. Remember when they were in Houston and had a cool oil derrick? That was awesome. this is just lame.
31. Baltimore Ravens. More purple and black and an angry bird on the helmet. Plus the overall suckiness that is the Ravens.
32. Seattle Seahawks. These guys are serial offenders. Really, first they had terrible uniforms at the start in the 70′s. Then they overhauled it and made it slightly worse. Now they’ve done it again and made it even more worse. Really. At least the Buccaneers are trying to do better. Can’t say the same for the Seahawks.